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01-20-2015, 04:42 AM #1
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Three women die together in an accident
And go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in
Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
There are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
And although they try their best to avoid them,
The first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day,
The second woman steps accidentally on a duck
And along comes St. Peter,Who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together
With the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,
Not wanting to be chained, For all eternity to an ugly man,
is very,VERY careful where she steps

She manages to go months Without stepping on any ducks,
then, One day St.Peter comes up to her
With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,'I wonder what I did ?
to deserve being Chained to you for all of eternity

The guy says,'I don't know about you,

But I stepped on a bloody Duck.
01-20-2015, 05:40 AM #2
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01-20-2015, 09:06 AM #3
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01-20-2015, 09:17 AM #4
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01-20-2015, 01:33 PM #5
misterbumps Member
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I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?


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