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02-14-2015, 04:16 AM #1
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,216 Threads:896 Joined:Mar 2011
A single guy decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet

So he went to the pet store
and told the owner

that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion,he finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged bug),which came in a little white box
to use for his house.

He took the box back home,found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off by taking his new pet
to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go to church with me today?

"We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit,but he waited a few minutes
and then asked again,
"How about going to church with me
and receive blessings?"

But again,
there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more,thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.

This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,

"Hey, in there!
Would you like to go to church with me,and learn about God?"

This time,a little voice came out of the box,

"I heard you the first time!

I'm putting my shoes on!"
02-14-2015, 06:32 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,149 Threads:1,534 Joined:Feb 2011
Oh gawd I had a nightmare about a talking centipede last night. Let's just say it would NOT have gone to church damned.gifscream.gif
02-14-2015, 07:04 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,382 Threads:1,478 Joined:Feb 2011
Well, how fekking strange was that dream FFS 13.gif Kill meh-

02-14-2015, 12:35 PM #4
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,724 Threads:78 Joined:Feb 2011
02-14-2015, 01:45 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,149 Threads:1,534 Joined:Feb 2011
(02-14-2015, 07:04 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Well, how fekking strange was that dream FFS 13.gif Kill meh-

Like straight out of a Bosch painting batboy.jpg



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