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03-11-2015, 08:57 AM #1
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,032 Threads:791 Joined:Mar 2011
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her
pending divorce, and asked,
"What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied,
"About four acres and a nice little home in the
middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said,
"I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,"
she responded.

"I mean," he continued,
"what are your relations like?"



"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town,
and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied.
"We have a two-car carport and have never
really needed one."

"Please," he tried again,
"is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets.
We don't necessarily like the music,
but the answer to your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded,
"about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked,
"Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied.
"I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does.
He said he can't communicate with me!!!"
03-11-2015, 09:04 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,612 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
blonde.gif
03-11-2015, 11:54 AM #3
misterbumps Member
Posts:1,051 Threads:38 Joined:Apr 2012
lol

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
03-11-2015, 12:32 PM #4
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
Posts:1,851 Threads:45 Joined:Mar 2011
Divorce granted. chuckle.gif
03-11-2015, 12:46 PM #5
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,032 Threads:791 Joined:Mar 2011
(03-11-2015, 12:32 PM)DaJavoo Wrote:  Divorce granted. chuckle.gif

D'ya recon she coulda bin a Blonde ?
03-11-2015, 02:00 PM #6
jr nli Incognito Anonymous
 
lol.gif perhaps
03-11-2015, 02:19 PM #7
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
i would divorce the bitch too, she was pissing me off.. 13.gif
03-11-2015, 04:41 PM #8
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,898 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
The old excuse: "My wife doesn't understand me". lol.gif



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