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04-08-2015, 01:38 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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> A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, " Can I have a pint of beer,
and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please ? "

The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham
and cheese toastie.
The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.

The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

The next night, the pub is packed. In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and
> a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.'

The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down

The next night there is standing room only in the pub. Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending.

The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year

In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman,

The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, but we are right out of them Ham
and Cheese Toasties...'

The rabbit looks aghast. The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the
barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese and OnionToastie.'

The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it.'

The masses' bated breath is ear shatteringly silent..

The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let down, one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.'

'Ok,' says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.'

The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie.

He then waves to the crowd and leaves....


One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time.

When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar..

The barman says, 'Who are you?',

To which he is answered, 'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.'

The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous. You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
Masses came to see you and this place was famous.'

The rabbit says, 'Yes I know..' The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night
we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one

The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.

The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'

'I DIED', said the rabbit.

'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'

After a short pause, the rabbit said...

04-08-2015, 01:47 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,202 Threads:1,487 Joined:Feb 2011
blink.gif That didn't translate real well into US English chuckle.gif That was a long read to not get the punchline. 13.gif


04-08-2015, 02:17 AM #3
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,293 Threads:949 Joined:Mar 2011
(04-08-2015, 01:47 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  blink.gif That didn't translate real well into US English chuckle.gif That was a long read to not get the punchline. 13.gif

hahaha shoulda known yousa not up with the play

Myxomatosis is a rabbit poison /disease introduced to get rid of the pests
04-08-2015, 02:36 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Grumbling a little chuckle.gif


04-08-2015, 12:14 PM #5
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
Posts:1,771 Threads:45 Joined:Mar 2011
Thanks for the assist, M8! cheers.gif
04-08-2015, 01:30 PM #6
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,293 Threads:949 Joined:Mar 2011
Yeah I should thunk before I posted , cos yous are a funny lot up there in the far north




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