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04-18-2015, 01:52 AM #1
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THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view.


It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.

One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".


Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said, "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'

And the moral of this story is:




Always keep your condoms in your car.
04-18-2015, 04:07 AM #2
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,854 Threads:656 Joined:Feb 2011
Is it wrong that I knew where he was running?

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-18-2015, 04:49 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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04-18-2015, 06:40 AM #4
White Ribbon call me
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04-18-2015, 07:14 AM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:9,319 Threads:214 Joined:Feb 2011
I had a like experience , I went for the rubbers in my car

I came back to the house

my friend had jumped my claim and was banging her ...

I left

he came down with scabies from her

whew
a close one indeed



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