One of the Blokes says to his mate: "Crikey, you look tired.”
His mate says: “Man I'm exhausted,me girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
She's after me 3 and 4 times a day, I just don't know what to do."
An ol' bloke about (70+), sitting a couple of stools down, overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young blokes and with the wisdom of years says:
" CRIKEY mate Marry her.!
That'll put a stop to all that carry on"