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06-25-2015, 12:22 PM #1
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The Last Kiss

Back on January 9th, a group of Peking, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.


George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"


While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that.... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed
06-25-2015, 02:00 PM #2
White Ribbon call me
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"Oh no you didnt" said in an American accent by an african american woman from the hood..

İmage
06-25-2015, 04:33 PM #3
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chuckle.gif Important to get to know someone a bit prior to tonsil hockey 13.gif

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06-25-2015, 05:33 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
06-25-2015, 08:09 PM #5
bohica Member
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Stole it to paste on FB.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
06-25-2015, 08:18 PM #6
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