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08-28-2015, 09:25 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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Two cattle drovers were standing in an Outback bar.
One asked, "What are ya up to, mate?"

"Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."

"Oh yeah .... and what route are you takin'?"

"Ah, prob'nolink the Missus .... after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought.
08-28-2015, 09:51 AM #2
White Ribbon call me
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no one else will get that joke..

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08-28-2015, 10:41 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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13.gif I guess like.... I dunno'... you'd of had to have been there or something. chuckle.gif

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08-28-2015, 11:11 AM #4
White Ribbon call me
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(08-28-2015, 10:41 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  13.gif I guess like.... I dunno'... you'd of had to have been there or something. chuckle.gif

a root is considered someone you are ğkking.. obviously route sounds like the same thing..

a root is also sex.. " i got a root last night".. "she was a good root"

Australian slang at its best..

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08-28-2015, 12:18 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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08-28-2015, 01:35 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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So, when you root for your favorite team...


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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
08-28-2015, 01:37 PM #7
White Ribbon call me
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(08-28-2015, 01:35 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  So, when you root for your favorite team...


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that root means root for your team, nothing sexual.. its a complex language..

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08-28-2015, 01:41 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(08-28-2015, 01:37 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(08-28-2015, 01:35 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  So, when you root for your favorite team...


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that root means root for your team, nothing sexual.. its a complex language..

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Well that sucks. Football season is getting close and I was looking forward to all the afternoon sex!

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
08-28-2015, 02:05 PM #9
White Ribbon call me
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im sure you could find a root..

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08-28-2015, 06:09 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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I like beetroots!

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08-29-2015, 12:19 AM #11
White Ribbon call me
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(08-28-2015, 06:09 PM)Octo Wrote:  I like beetroots!

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not the same thing, yo..

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08-29-2015, 12:28 AM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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Well they're not that sexy anyway 13.gif
08-29-2015, 12:30 AM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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No, they get red all over you. 13.gif

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08-29-2015, 01:20 AM #14
White Ribbon call me
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they make you think you have internal bleeding when you take a dump, yo..

beetroots be biatchen, yo.. word up..



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