...A man and a woman were out having a quiet, candle lit dinner at a corner
table in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the

woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table. But the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight
under the table cloth. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behaviour a bit risqué and worried that it might offend
other diners, went over to the table and tactfully said to the man,

"Pardon me, Sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."

The man looked up calmly and said, "No, she didn't.
She just walked in.”

Good'un!