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09-21-2015, 06:55 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope...
Can you please help me?

Sincerely, Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went.
A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.
All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:

Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of
your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing.
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

09-21-2015, 07:57 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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09-21-2015, 02:21 PM #3
Ruby Wolf Member
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Listen to this song while reading these profoundly disturbing lyrics...

09-21-2015, 04:57 PM #4
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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No good deed... chuckle.gif
09-21-2015, 08:48 PM #5
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09-21-2015, 10:20 PM #6
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Crusty Old Bags are like that ,,, yeah ,,, they are .

My Mom at 62 years old stole $100 from me

at 68 she stole $180 from me

for a Total of $280

at 70 she died

I stole everything I could sell from her dead ass

I got $50 for the T.V.

I got $40 for her Bike

I got $15 for her dining table and chairs

I got $75 for her Refrigerator

I got $50 for her Washer and Dryer

for a Total of $230

That's all there was worth selling

That dead Bitch stills owes me $50

I might dig her dead ass up and sell her Coffin to recoup that $50

and spread what's left her dead bones over the biggest
Pile of Snake Shit I can find .
09-22-2015, 02:29 PM #7
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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Crikey CA, holiday dinners musta' been the pure pits.
09-22-2015, 06:17 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif I kinda' get the feeling that was avoided.


09-22-2015, 08:50 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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Ouch damned.gif
09-23-2015, 01:30 AM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,528 Threads:239 Joined:Feb 2011
Hey , it was way worse than you'd believe , reason I don't write about
those Family Home evenings ,,, you didn't get tucked in at night
with a Kiss

you were bitched at and beat before bed

not spanked,, BEAT ,, and not beat because you were bad ,,, BEAT because the Old
Skank was an Old Skank
and love to BEAT her Kid ,,, it got her off better than any Orgasm could

or ,,,, something in her DNA because her family owned slaves in
the past .
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09-23-2015, 01:29 PM #11
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wtf2.gif that's horrible CA. sad2.gif



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