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09-26-2015, 01:05 PM #1
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A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake in Florida,
walked into a jewellrey London store this past Friday evening
with a beautiful much younger girl at his side.
He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock
And brought another ring over.
'Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000 the jeweller said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by cheque'.
I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and You can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweller angrily phoned the old man And said 'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,' said the old man,
'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!!!!!!!!
09-26-2015, 01:13 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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09-26-2015, 05:06 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Hahahaha, way to work it gramps!



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