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10-03-2015, 12:51 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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Bohica on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and,

in a booming voice, God said, because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.

Bohica pulled over and said, build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.

God replied, your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking,

the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.

Bohica thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replies: "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
10-03-2015, 01:09 AM #2
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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And all God's children said, "Amen!" chuckle.gif
10-03-2015, 01:10 AM #3
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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good one

Bohica's gonna love it ,,,

I thought it was going to say : God : " You build the bridge , you're the Iron Worker
10-03-2015, 02:05 AM #4
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10-03-2015, 02:09 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm starting to think I'm not sure who these creatures you call 'women' are or where they come from 13.gif
10-03-2015, 07:35 PM #6
bohica Member
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I resemble that remark.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.


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