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11-01-2015, 04:40 AM #1
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Doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant


"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to

take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".


"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.


The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So,Murphy,

how was your day?"


Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache

so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol..."


"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.


"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.


"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.


"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman

bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off

everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her

legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen

any man!'"


"Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.


"I put drops in her eyes."
11-01-2015, 12:14 PM #2
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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Gay.
11-01-2015, 12:37 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Anti-climactic. chuckle.gif

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11-01-2015, 03:48 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Where's the happy ending?


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