"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to
take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So,Murphy,
how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache
so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol..."
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman
bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off
everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her
legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen
"Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."