Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the
minister's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the
services for me?"
Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend he agrees.
After the services, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all
sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what are you really up to asking me these stupid questions.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister. "My friend Jack is
sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you
The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says,
"You better hurry home my Son, my wife died a year ago."