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01-25-2016, 12:19 PM #1
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Two Irish builders (Paddy and Shamus) are seated either side of a
table in a rough pub in Belfast when a well-dressed man enters, orders
a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

The two builders start to speculate about the occupation
of the suit.

Paddy: - I reckon he's an accountant.

Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker..

Paddy: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!

The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer
gets the better of Pat and he makes for
the toilet.
On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at
the urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better
of the builder.

Paddy: - 'Scuse me.. No offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering
what you do for a living?

Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.

Paddy: - Oh! What's that then?

Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at home?

Paddy: - Err... Mmm . Well yeah, I do as it happens!

Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in
a pond. Which is it?

Paddy: - It's in a pond!

Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have
a large garden.

Paddy - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!

Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have
a large garden then you have a large house?

Paddy: - As it happens I've got a five-bedroom house...built it myself!

Suit: - Well given that you've built a five-bedroom house it is
logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that
you are quite probably married?

Paddy: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and five children.

Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active
with your wife on a regular basis?

Paddy:- Yep! Five or six nights a week!

Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate
very often?

Paddy: - Me? Never.

Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!

Paddy: - How's that then?

Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you
about your sex life!

Paddy: - I see! That's pretty impressive...thanks mate!

Both leave the toilet and Pat returns to his mate.

Shamus: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Paddy - Yep! He's a logical scientist!

Shamus: - What's that then?

Paddy: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?

Shamus: - Nope.

Paddy: - Well then, you're a wanker.
01-25-2016, 12:24 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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01-25-2016, 03:03 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,542 Threads:694 Joined:Feb 2011

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor



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