The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
“Breast-fed,” the woman replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did.
He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is underweight! You don't have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came.”