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04-16-2016, 03:19 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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Woman In First Class Refuses To Go Back To Coach.

A woman gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane.

The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t have a first class ticket.

The woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m staying in first class until we reach New York.”
The stewardess gets the head stewardess, who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m staying in first class until we reach New York.”

The head stewardesses doesn’t even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot says, “No problem, my wife is blonde. I can handle this.”

The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat.

The copilot replies, “I told her the first class wasn’t going to New York.”
04-16-2016, 04:39 AM #2
bohica Member
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Stealing this for facebook too.

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04-16-2016, 03:50 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-16-2016, 03:53 PM #4
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04-16-2016, 04:44 PM #5
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