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04-21-2016, 04:18 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:
Mongrel, Coot and Bluey .
As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly..
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says,
'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.

Mongrel says,
'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.

Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?'
'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.
'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken.. I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are..'

Us Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff.
04-21-2016, 06:48 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,301 Threads:1,477 Joined:Feb 2011
chuckle.gif Bohica is stealing that for facebook.

04-21-2016, 09:59 AM #3
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,316 Threads:231 Joined:Feb 2011
He already did , it's on my page as I type

Bohica has GIF's made of my post on facebook

course , he ain't coppin' where he got em

he's a SNEAK
hang on , I bout wet myself giggling

One of my Trolls that comes here is from my High School
the Wench saw my link to KB
came in here flipping me shït

I posted her shït back on her page

she ain't been back
I think she shït herself
04-21-2016, 01:04 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,542 Threads:694 Joined:Feb 2011
Back in the early 90s I was told a story by an ALE cop in NC that had happened many years earlier. It was almost exactly like that joke except it involved one cop going to tell his ex that her current was dead. When she said, "You know I'm not a widow." he replied, "The ğck you ain't." and walked off.


Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-21-2016, 01:05 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,542 Threads:694 Joined:Feb 2011


My dad is one of those blokes who always has a new, long joke to tell you every time you see him.. Love it!

My dad was the same way.


Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor



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