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05-20-2016, 01:56 AM #1
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Angus Broon of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little lady of the
house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin' on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I cannae button me pants."

"Oh Angus, I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and
see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."

About 5 minutes later, there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of
yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs.

Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose
comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says, "My god, what
happened to ye? Did you ask her like I told you?"

"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button, an she
did, everything was goin' fine but when she bent doon to bite off
the wee thread, Mr MacDonald walked in."
05-20-2016, 02:10 AM #2
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,814 Threads:651 Joined:Feb 2011
(05-20-2016, 01:56 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  Angus Broon of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little lady of the
house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin' on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I cannae button me pants."

"Oh Angus, I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and
see if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."

About 5 minutes later, there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of
yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs.

Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose
comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says, "My god, what
happened to ye? Did you ask her like I told you?"

"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button, an she
did, everything was goin' fine but when she bent doon to bite off
the wee thread, Mr MacDonald walked in."

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-20-2016, 04:03 AM #3
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
You should start talking/posting in a Scottish accent instead of Aussie yob..

Its da wee ocker..

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05-20-2016, 09:30 PM #4
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Posts:31,483 Threads:1,442 Joined:Feb 2011
(05-20-2016, 04:03 AM)the white wabbit Wrote:  You should start talking/posting in a Scottish accent instead of Aussie yob..

Its da wee ocker..

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blonde.gif What's a yob? That's a job in Swedish.

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05-21-2016, 12:02 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,238 Threads:1,478 Joined:Feb 2011
(05-20-2016, 04:03 AM)the white wabbit Wrote:  You should start talking/posting in a Scottish accent instead of Aussie yob..

Its da wee ocker..

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The joke was made in a Scottish accent I noticed. He's pretty good at it too 13.gif



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