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10-01-2016, 09:02 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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Zoo keeper says to Paddy, "The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for 500 pounds?". Paddy replies, "I will on 3 conditions:

1st I'm not going to kiss it.

2nd my family must never know.

3rd I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together.
10-01-2016, 01:07 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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10-01-2016, 02:11 PM #3
bohica Member
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Another one stolen and posted on FB, with credit attached.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
10-01-2016, 03:18 PM #4
White Ribbon call me
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10-01-2016, 08:39 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,689 Threads:1,446 Joined:Feb 2011
It's like doing the nasty with a cow. If you want a kiss, you have to get down off the stump and walk all the way around to the front.




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