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04-01-2017, 12:01 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times…

"Life is like a penis ----- simple, relaxed, and hanging free,"

It's women who make it hard !
04-01-2017, 12:03 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif That should be in the Bible.

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04-01-2017, 12:23 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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I'd like to say that life is like a pu**y, but most people lack the warmth and depth

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04-01-2017, 12:54 AM #4
Accidental Stoner Member
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chuckle.gif
04-01-2017, 01:42 AM #5
ocker1 Member
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chuckle.gif Octo, ya just proved the point
04-01-2017, 03:01 AM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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No, Octo proved nothing...hardness in life is self-imposed.
04-01-2017, 05:59 PM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Bash a Pussy ,,,

watch the Vagina Squad come kicking some ass ,,, too funny

yepper , hard life LOL
04-01-2017, 07:47 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Are you being HARD ON people again? chuckle.gif

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04-01-2017, 08:50 PM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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They should erect a monument in your honor.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-01-2017, 08:50 PM #10
Stiggy Member
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(04-01-2017, 12:01 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times…

"Life is like a penis ----- simple, relaxed, and hanging free,"

 It's women who make it hard !

chuckle.gif then you buy them a house.
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04-02-2017, 12:58 AM #11
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(04-01-2017, 08:50 PM)Stiggy Wrote:  
(04-01-2017, 12:01 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times…

"Life is like a penis ----- simple, relaxed, and hanging free,"

 It's women who make it hard !

chuckle.gif then you buy them a house.

^that^
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04-02-2017, 01:15 PM #12
Strigoi Member
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chuckle.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
04-02-2017, 06:16 PM #13
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,064 Threads:428 Joined:Jun 2012
(04-01-2017, 08:50 PM)Stiggy Wrote:  
(04-01-2017, 12:01 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times…

"Life is like a penis ----- simple, relaxed, and hanging free,"

 It's women who make it hard !

chuckle.gif then you buy them a house.

I can buy my own house, thank you very much. coffeetime.gif



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