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04-15-2017, 06:13 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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Farmers Birth Control....

There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the marriage counselors office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away.

They were two city girls and one farm girl. The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile.

They all said that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and had all agreed to wait awhile. Well, the counselor asked the first girl what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was, The rhythm method. 'That will work,' said the counselor, 'but only if you keep a good record.'

He asked the second girl what system she planned on using. I plan on using birth control pills she said. Again he said, 'Yes that will work as long as you don't forget to take them.'

He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her answer was, The bucket and saucer method. After a short delay, he told her that should also work. He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going.

They all met again one year later and the two city girls were pregnant.

Only the farm girl was still slim and trim.. Well, the counselor asked the first girl what method she used and what went wrong. She replied, 'I used the rhythm method but somehow got my notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby.'

He asked the second city girl what method she used and she replied, 'The birth control pill . But we were camping one weekend and I didn't have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby.'

He turns to the farm girl.' I vaguely remember you were going to use the bucket and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don't have a clue what the bucket and saucer method is. Will you explain it to me as I see it has worked well for you.'

She replied, 'Well, we always make love standing up, and since I am quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a bucket turned upside down.

Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as big as saucers .....

I kick the bucket out from under him.'
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04-15-2017, 08:12 AM #2
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(04-15-2017, 06:13 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  Farmers Birth Control....

There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the marriage counselors office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away.

They were two city girls and one farm girl. The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile.

They all said that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and had all agreed to wait awhile. Well, the counselor asked the first girl what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was, The rhythm method. 'That will work,' said the counselor, 'but only if you keep a good record.'

He asked the second girl what system she planned on using. I plan on using birth control pills she said. Again he said, 'Yes that will work as long as you don't forget to take them.'

He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her answer was, The bucket and saucer method. After a short delay, he told her that should also work. He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going.

They all met again one year later and the two city girls were pregnant.

Only the farm girl was still slim and trim.. Well, the counselor asked the first girl what method she used and what went wrong. She replied, 'I used the rhythm method but somehow got my notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby.'

He asked the second city girl what method she used and she replied, 'The birth control pill . But we were camping one weekend and I didn't have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby.'

He turns to the farm girl.' I vaguely remember you were going to use the bucket and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don't have a clue what the bucket and saucer method is. Will you explain it to me as I see it has worked well for you.'

She replied, 'Well, we always make love standing up, and since I am quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a bucket turned upside down.

Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as big as saucers .....

I kick the bucket out from under him.'

Children (at least the souls) come from the queen of heaven's (Isis/Jerusalem) egg. B'GOK. Most of them are locusts for the harvesting of energy to sustain your imprisonment. You know...babylon isn't a place it's a system and it's part of the programming.

I'm switzerland at this point (I serve the true GOD; not the matrix "Gods")...well more like an island surrounded by dinosaurs to tell you the truth. I've done this for a long time, it is very difficult to discern the truth because of manipulation in the spirit...in the flesh? Not possible even if there were no gatekeeping (and there is).
04-15-2017, 11:10 AM #3
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(04-15-2017, 06:13 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  Farmers Birth Control....

There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the marriage counselors office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away.

They were two city girls and one farm girl. The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile.

They all said that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and had all agreed to wait awhile. Well, the counselor asked the first girl what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was, The rhythm method. 'That will work,' said the counselor, 'but only if you keep a good record.'

He asked the second girl what system she planned on using. I plan on using birth control pills she said. Again he said, 'Yes that will work as long as you don't forget to take them.'

He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her answer was, The bucket and saucer method. After a short delay, he told her that should also work. He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going.

They all met again one year later and the two city girls were pregnant.

Only the farm girl was still slim and trim.. Well, the counselor asked the first girl what method she used and what went wrong. She replied, 'I used the rhythm method but somehow got my notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby.'

He asked the second city girl what method she used and she replied, 'The birth control pill . But we were camping one weekend and I didn't have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby.'

He turns to the farm girl.' I vaguely remember you were going to use the bucket and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don't have a clue what the bucket and saucer method is. Will you explain it to me as I see it has worked well for you.'

She replied, 'Well, we always make love standing up, and since I am quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a bucket turned upside down.

Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as big as saucers .....

I kick the bucket out from under him.'

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(04-15-2017, 08:12 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I'm switzerland at this point (I serve the true GOD; not the matrix "Gods")...well more like an island surrounded by dinosaurs to tell you the truth.  I've done this for a long time, it is very difficult to discern the truth because of manipulation in the spirit...in the flesh?  Not possible even if there were no gatekeeping (and there is).

You dish out some of the most thought provoking posts I've read in years. Glad you found us.

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04-15-2017, 11:22 AM #4
ocker1 Member
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04-15-2017, 11:46 AM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(04-15-2017, 11:22 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  WTF !!!! wtf2.gif  wtf2.gif

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04-15-2017, 11:54 AM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-15-2017, 08:12 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(04-15-2017, 06:13 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  Farmers Birth Control....

There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the marriage counselors office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away.

They were two city girls and one farm girl. The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile.

They all said that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and had all agreed to wait awhile. Well, the counselor asked the first girl what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was, The rhythm method. 'That will work,' said the counselor, 'but only if you keep a good record.'

He asked the second girl what system she planned on using. I plan on using birth control pills she said. Again he said, 'Yes that will work as long as you don't forget to take them.'

He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her answer was, The bucket and saucer method. After a short delay, he told her that should also work. He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going.

They all met again one year later and the two city girls were pregnant.

Only the farm girl was still slim and trim.. Well, the counselor asked the first girl what method she used and what went wrong. She replied, 'I used the rhythm method but somehow got my notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby.'

He asked the second city girl what method she used and she replied, 'The birth control pill . But we were camping one weekend and I didn't have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby.'

He turns to the farm girl.' I vaguely remember you were going to use the bucket and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don't have a clue what the bucket and saucer method is. Will you explain it to me as I see it has worked well for you.'

She replied, 'Well, we always make love standing up, and since I am quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a bucket turned upside down.

Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as big as saucers .....

I kick the bucket out from under him.'

Children (at least the souls) come from the queen of heaven's (Isis/Jerusalem) egg. B'GOK. Most of them are locusts for the harvesting of energy to sustain your imprisonment. You know...babylon isn't a place it's a system and it's part of the programming.

I'm switzerland at this point (I serve the true GOD; not the matrix "Gods")...well more like an island surrounded by dinosaurs to tell you the truth. I've done this for a long time, it is very difficult to discern the truth because of manipulation in the spirit...in the flesh? Not possible even if there were no gatekeeping (and there is).

Yeah, that was the first thing I thought when I read the joke.

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-15-2017, 11:55 AM #7
Strigoi Diavolul
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rofl.gif Like I wrote it myself.

Un Strigoi printre noi
04-15-2017, 11:56 AM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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04-15-2017, 12:02 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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04-15-2017, 02:04 PM #10
Meh Member
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rofl.gif ffs
04-15-2017, 03:51 PM #11
eclipsed Member
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im not sure i get it....had to read it three times and now im feeling very dense.
04-15-2017, 03:54 PM #12
eclipsed Member
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nvmd he explained it to me...hes used to that.

that farmer girl is just plain mean. bleh.gif
04-15-2017, 04:40 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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Yeah she is

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04-15-2017, 04:41 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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Have you btw thought about getting an avatar? It's not mandatory of course, but if you need help with it just let me know.
04-19-2017, 11:01 PM #15
eclipsed Member
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(04-15-2017, 04:41 PM)Octo Wrote:  Have you btw thought about getting an avatar? It's not mandatory of course, but if you need help with it just let me know.

i couldnt find the correct button to upload an avatar and was too embarrassed to ask. gaah.gif


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