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08-03-2017, 05:18 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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Irish Divorce

Paddy’s mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his bags.

"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home and guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed.This is unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever."

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy," says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing. There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"Paddy, there I told you there must be a simple explanation. She never got your e-mail."
08-03-2017, 05:27 AM #2
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Ah, promiscuity Ocker...what's it all about?
08-03-2017, 02:33 PM #3
Strigoi Member
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Un Strigoi printre noi
08-03-2017, 02:41 PM #4
Accidental Stoner Member
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08-03-2017, 02:57 PM #5
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08-03-2017, 06:10 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Dammit Ocker! What happened next? Don't leave us hanging! gaah.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
08-03-2017, 06:16 PM #7
Accidental Stoner Member
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You know what happens next.
She gets the house, everything in it and half the mon€y.

She is happy again and better looking than ever 3 weeks later, tops.
Self-assured, goal-oriented and Spiritually Awakened.
A new romance on her arm or at least on the horizon.

He goes into rest-of-his-life deep depression, has a coupla short
flings but nothing works out; he dies miserably in his early 60's
from alcohol abuse and frustrated loneliness.

His corpse starts stinking, before the cheap apartment block
neighbours discover him.

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08-03-2017, 06:23 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I certainly hope he can foresee that and gets proactive to prevent it.

And he needs to start by bending ma over the table and pleasuring her until the ex walks in and sees them.

Then he needs to pay a visit to her sister and best friend.

That will get him on the right road and put her in her place in the gutter.

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No, really...

That's what he needs to do.

Anyone know how to contact Paddy?


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
08-03-2017, 06:31 PM #9
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,819 Threads:70 Joined:Feb 2011
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Give it up, man...you know I'm right.
Paddy is done for.
9 out of 10 Paddys are, the Silent Observer's decades of field studies say.
08-03-2017, 06:40 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,597 Threads:635 Joined:Feb 2011
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The only thing to make it worse is if Joe is hung like a horse.

Salt in the wound.


Still, my idea is more fun.

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
08-03-2017, 07:33 PM #11
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,819 Threads:70 Joined:Feb 2011
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08-03-2017, 07:36 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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What a slut!

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08-04-2017, 05:22 AM #13
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,032 Threads:791 Joined:Mar 2011
(08-03-2017, 06:16 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  chuckle.gif

You know what happens next.
She gets the house, everything in it and half the mon€y.

She is happy again and better looking than ever 3 weeks later, tops.
Self-assured, goal-oriented and Spiritually Awakened.
A new romance on her arm or at least on the horizon.

He goes into rest-of-his-life deep depression, has a coupla short
flings but nothing works out; he dies miserably in his early 60's
from alcohol abuse and frustrated loneliness.

His corpse starts stinking, before the cheap apartment block
neighbours discover him.

chuckle.gif

CRIKEY ! Stoney yer dead right ya must have personal experience ?
I was lucky , cos in me 60s , when I thought it was "Time" --- I woke up
give the grog , the smokes , AND the wild wild wimmin the old heave ho !

then really concentrated on me art 22/7 ---- now gettin close to the old 80
recon Im still doin Ok



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