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08-07-2017, 11:02 AM #1
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Murphy applied for a job at an Irish brewery. Stefano, a Polish guy, applied for the same job. Since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test.

Both Murphy and Stefano scored 19 out of 20.

The manager said to Murphy: "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we've decided to give the job to the Polish chap."

Murphy asked: "And why begorrah would ya be doing dat? We boat scored 19 outa 20. Dis bein Ireland and me bein' Irish means I should get duh job."

The manager replied: "Sorry Murphy, but we made our decision based on the answer you got wrong."

Murphy angrily continued: "And how can one wrong answer be better dan anudder wrong answer?"

The manager answered: “On question 7, Stefano wrote: "I don't know".....and you Murphy wrote: "Neither do I."
08-07-2017, 01:27 PM #2
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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08-07-2017, 01:52 PM #3
Strigoi Diavolul
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Un Strigoi printre noi
08-07-2017, 02:25 PM #4
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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
08-07-2017, 04:32 PM #5
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08-07-2017, 05:10 PM #6
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