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08-20-2017, 10:31 AM #1
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I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle,
bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
08-20-2017, 11:02 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Blonde logic

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08-20-2017, 02:48 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(08-20-2017, 10:31 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle,
bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

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08-21-2017, 12:20 AM #4
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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(08-20-2017, 10:31 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle,
bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

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08-21-2017, 02:24 AM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Actually Ocker, now that I think about it, I would do the same thing. Just a different kind of trip.

08-21-2017, 03:50 AM #6
ocker1 Member
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(08-21-2017, 02:24 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  Actually Ocker, now that I think about it, I would do the same thing. Just a different kind of trip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sB3Fjw3Uvc

so you keep fallin off the wagon and go back to the Risin Sun
08-21-2017, 03:50 AM #7
ocker1 Member
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(08-21-2017, 02:24 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  Actually Ocker, now that I think about it, I would do the same thing. Just a different kind of trip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sB3Fjw3Uvc

so you keep fallin off the wagon and go back to the Risin Sun
08-21-2017, 04:01 AM #8
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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No, drinking Whiskey while riding a bike and not necessarily falling off. Or, rather going on a bike adventure through wine country and tasting and spitting it out, or not.
08-21-2017, 04:16 AM #9
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(08-21-2017, 04:05 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(08-21-2017, 04:01 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  No, drinking Whiskey while riding a bike and not necessarily falling off. Or, rather going on a bike adventure through wine country and tasting and spitting it out, or not.

Spitting it out?

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That's in the same category as catching a fish on a hook and then putting it back in the water.  chuckle.gif

Well, I never spit it out but hubby does hook a fish and puts it back in the water, which are are still debating as to his reasoning on this. 13.gif
08-21-2017, 09:08 AM #10
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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(08-21-2017, 04:16 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(08-21-2017, 04:05 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(08-21-2017, 04:01 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  No, drinking Whiskey while riding a bike and not necessarily falling off. Or, rather going on a bike adventure through wine country and tasting and spitting it out, or not.

Spitting it out?

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That's in the same category as catching a fish on a hook and then putting it back in the water.  chuckle.gif

Well, I never spit it out but hubby does hook a fish and puts it back in the water, which are are still debating as to his reasoning on this.  13.gif

I have always put my fish back in their habitat, this might shed some light as to why.....The only fish I catch are the ones we will eat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch_and_release

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