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11-05-2017, 05:27 AM #1
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A Police Officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway.
At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.

He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the Officer walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?”

The trooper asks: "What are you doing?”

The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the Officer says:"And, her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."

Now, the trooper is totally confused.

A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening!

The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?"

The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."

The trooper asks: "And her, what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.
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11-05-2017, 06:29 AM #2
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chuckle.gif 18- 300 years for contemplation of such in the EU, unless you are a high ranking official.
11-05-2017, 06:41 AM #3
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11-05-2017, 02:31 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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So, why is sex considered obscene when nearly everyone does it and the few who aren't wish they were?

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
11-05-2017, 02:51 PM #5
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(11-05-2017, 06:29 AM)Random German Guy Wrote:  chuckle.gif  18- 300 years for contemplation of such in the EU, unless you are a high ranking official.

Wtf are you drinking? chuckle.gif
11-05-2017, 07:52 PM #6
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(11-05-2017, 02:31 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  rofl.gif

So, why is sex considered obscene when nearly everyone does it and the few who aren't wish they were?

It all goes back to the "C" word...




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