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08-05-2018, 11:22 AM #1
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A judge was interviewing a Wisconsin woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents."

The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one coz we don't have a car."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music -
all that hip hop and rap trap - but we can't seem to do anything about it."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."


Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce?

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does.

The damn fool says he can't communicate with me."
08-05-2018, 12:28 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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08-05-2018, 01:05 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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He married my ex. *sigh* bored.gif

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08-05-2018, 04:07 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Never heard it before but knew early on what the punch line was going to be. I wanted to divorce her, too. 13.gif


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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
08-05-2018, 05:36 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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13.gif She's going to want alimony.

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08-05-2018, 05:44 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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(08-05-2018, 05:36 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  13.gif She's going to want alimony.

Who doesn't??? They're delicious!

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08-05-2018, 06:08 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(08-05-2018, 05:44 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(08-05-2018, 05:36 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  13.gif She's going to want alimony.

Who doesn't??? They're delicious!

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I don't have the heart to tell her...

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
08-05-2018, 06:14 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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LOL did no reading.

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08-05-2018, 08:56 PM #9
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LOL.
Reminds me of a number of Blonde jokes.

House catches fire and the blonde resident
calls the fire department frantically,

Blonde:
"My house is on Fire, come and put it out!"

FIREMAN: "Hold on lady, what's your address?"

Blonde: "I have no idea, come quickly!"

FIREMAN: "No address, how are we supposed to get there?"

Blonde: "Umm, Big Red Truck, Duh!"
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08-05-2018, 10:09 PM #10
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