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11-17-2018, 04:14 AM #1
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You have lived to be 80 plus and think you know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.When I shower, I think about naked women.When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: " Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian .'
11-17-2018, 11:58 AM #2
Strigoi Diavolul
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lmao.gif Good one.

Un Strigoi printre noi
11-17-2018, 02:19 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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11-17-2018, 03:54 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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He's in his 80s and just figuring it out? I've know since I first heard of them that I was one.


What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
11-17-2018, 07:07 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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My Grandmother was from Lesbos so that makes me at least one quarter lesbian.  coffeetime.gif


11-17-2018, 07:20 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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Rly? Suddenly y'all are lesbians? 13.gif

I can honestly say I'm not a lesbian. Sorry. tissueguy.gif
11-17-2018, 07:52 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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That's one of the many things that attracted me to you. coffeetime.gif



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