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01-14-2019, 08:02 AM #1
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Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.
He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Bunnings and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go.

While she was waiting for the nice young man to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a
beautiful bathroom vanity tap set....
When the man was finished, Mary asked him,
"How much is that vanity set?
The young assistant manager replied,
"That's a gold plated set and the price is $5000.00.
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is very expensive.
It's certainly out of my price bracket."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge
that Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock
and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled.
"Lady, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"
Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back,

"No, but I will for the vanity set."

This is why you can't send a woman to Bunnings!
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01-14-2019, 01:13 PM #2
Octo in outer Spain Incognito
01-14-2019, 04:22 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
01-14-2019, 10:21 PM #4
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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That's one expensive screw for a vanity set. chuckle.gif


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