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11-11-2019, 07:28 AM #1
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
11-11-2019, 01:20 PM #2
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11-12-2019, 03:40 AM #3
xaaxa4o9 Anonymous Kritter
 
(Yesterday, 07:28 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

lol.gif  Far out man!  lmao.gif  I posted it on my site too! ha ha ha hew haw ha ha ,got any more??  rofl.gif09
11-12-2019, 07:05 AM #4
ocker1 Member
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(3 hours ago)xaaxa4o9 Wrote:  
(Yesterday, 06:28 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

lol.gif  Far out man!  lmao.gif  I posted it on my site too! ha ha ha hew haw ha ha ,got any more??  rofl.gif09
here


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11-17-2019, 12:22 AM #5
Wonkleslob334 Anonymous Kritter
 
(11-12-2019, 07:05 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  
(11-12-2019, 03:40 AM)xaaxa4o9 Wrote:  
(11-11-2019, 07:28 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

lol.gif  Far out man!  lmao.gif  I posted it on my site too! ha ha ha hew haw ha ha ,got any more??  rofl.gif09
here

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11-23-2019, 04:54 PM #6
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