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11-26-2019, 04:55 AM #1
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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour.
He had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. the woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The man responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden, naked in my trench coat and flash them.
My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work.
So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out?
Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No," she replied,
"but my cucumbers are enormous."
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11-26-2019, 12:07 PM #2
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11-26-2019, 03:57 PM #3
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11-27-2019, 12:15 AM #4
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chuckle.gif   wave.gif  Maybe next year she should try zucchini.

Hey Ocker! I've been busy on a huge project but finally got KB back up and running, except for this damn postbox.

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11-27-2019, 07:01 AM #5
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[quote='JayRodney---

Im sure a  clever bloke like you\'ll soon fix it ----  or ya could ask the OCTO  to do it for ya
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11-27-2019, 09:59 AM #6
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11-27-2019, 01:56 PM #7
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(Yesterday, 11:15 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif   wave.gif  Maybe next year she should try zucchini.

That's nothing, try butternut squash 37.gif
11-28-2019, 09:06 AM #8
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Sheesh, there is bad news about men with high testosterone...beware.

11-28-2019, 09:42 PM #9
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(Yesterday, 06:01 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  [quote='JayRodney---

Im sure a  clever bloke like you\'ll soon fix it ----  or ya could ask the OCTO  to do it for ya
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12-03-2019, 01:14 PM #10
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(11-27-2019, 07:01 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  [quote='JayRodney---

Im sure a  clever bloke like you\'ll soon fix it ----  or ya could ask the OCTO  to do it for ya


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