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11-21-2011, 12:49 PM #1
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A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.


Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.


Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'


That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'


No response.


So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'


Still no response.


Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'


Again he gets no response.


So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'


Again there is no response.


So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'





'Frank , for the FIFTH bloody time, CHICKEN!'
11-21-2011, 02:18 PM #2
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11-21-2011, 02:59 PM #3
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11-21-2011, 02:59 PM #4
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11-21-2011, 03:09 PM #5
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cheers.gif Good morning P! Our neighbor went ğkking ballistic last night for no apparent reason he borrowed our shovel and buried his girlfriend in the back yard as near as I can tell. gaah.gif ğkking bipolar bears. facepalm_panda.gif

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11-21-2011, 03:19 PM #6
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(11-21-2011, 03:09 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  cheers.gif Good morning P! Our neighbor went ƒükking ballistic last night for no apparent reason he borrowed our shovel and buried his girlfriend in the back yard as near as I can tell. gaah.gif ƒükking bipolar bears. facepalm_panda.gif

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11-21-2011, 04:07 PM #7
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ğkking asshat is begging me to put him out of his misery lol.gif But there's no glory in bipolar bear hunting and I'd be the one in trouble. It's awfully quiet over there today, hope the dumbass didn't kill himself, I hate stinky neighbors. gaah.gif

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11-21-2011, 05:50 PM #8
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11-22-2011, 03:31 AM #9
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11-22-2011, 03:36 AM #10
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HI Ghostie, did I make that graphic, i seem to remember it. cheers.gif




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