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04-21-2012, 09:05 AM #1
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking spot.
Looking up to heaven he said, ' Lord take pity on me .... If you find me a parking spot I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life, and give up me Irish Whiskey'.

Miraculously a vacant parking place appeared.


Paddy looked up again and said ' Never mind, I've found one!!!!'
04-21-2012, 11:20 AM #2
Athenagoddess Member
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I'll drink to that. Nice one cheers.gif
04-21-2012, 11:46 AM #3
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A young boy was given two 50 cent pieces by his mother one was for the Sunday school collection plate and one was for candy after he was done. On the way he was playing with them and one fell out of his hands and rolled into a sewer grate.
The boy got down at looked but it had fallen in the water.
He said sorry lord, that was your 50 cents. coffeetime.gif

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04-21-2012, 02:40 PM #4
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