Two cattle drovers were standing in an Outback bar.
One asked, "What are ya up to, mate?"
"Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6,000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."
"Oh yeah ...... and what route are you takin'?"
"Ah, prob'nolink the Missus ... after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought"