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05-27-2012, 10:23 AM #1
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...Ole is the Pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which says:

DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

Shakin' his head, Rev.. Ole says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say,

'Bridge down '"
05-27-2012, 06:44 PM #2
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-27-2012, 06:56 PM #3
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chuckle.gif Those whacky Nordics.

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05-28-2012, 02:36 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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05-28-2012, 04:58 AM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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why,,,,,
those bastards,,, heh heh

i bet the folks in the car,,

were

heh heh,, Catholics
05-28-2012, 10:15 AM #6
Jed Member
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That's birth control
right there, and Catholics
don't care much fer that.
05-28-2012, 11:55 AM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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HA!

we'll control their birth rate somehow Jed
05-29-2012, 05:51 PM #8
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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05-29-2012, 06:27 PM #9
yankees skier
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Biere.
05-29-2012, 06:56 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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05-29-2012, 07:04 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,854 Threads:656 Joined:Feb 2011
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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
05-30-2012, 05:48 AM #12
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