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06-17-2012, 12:48 AM #1
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A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.chuckle.gif
06-17-2012, 12:58 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(06-17-2012, 12:48 AM)Ghostie Wrote:  A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.chuckle.gif


lmao.gif Things you'll never hear:

Does this make my ass look to small? beerbong.gif

wonder.gif
06-17-2012, 01:02 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Hey guys is my ass looking too tiny? wigglebutt.gif

06-17-2012, 01:03 AM #4
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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chuckle.gif chuckle.gif
06-17-2012, 01:46 AM #5
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oh it's ok she's just big boned












well bones don't jigglechuckle.gif
06-17-2012, 01:49 AM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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They rattle... fatman.gif
06-17-2012, 01:50 AM #7
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(06-17-2012, 01:49 AM)Octo Wrote:  They rattle... fatman.gif
hit a nerve now did i?chuckle.gif
06-17-2012, 01:53 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Not really chuckle.gifbeerbong.gif wave.gif
06-17-2012, 01:57 AM #9
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(06-17-2012, 01:49 AM)Octo Wrote:  They rattle... fatman.gif
at your age don't they creek?chuckle.gifhug.gifhug.gif
06-17-2012, 01:58 AM #10
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(06-17-2012, 01:53 AM)Octo Wrote:  Not really chuckle.gifbeerbong.gif wave.gif
good thing had to check to see if i got bannedlmao.gif
06-17-2012, 02:19 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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lol.gift-dancing.gif
06-17-2012, 02:23 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif

wonder.gif
06-17-2012, 05:19 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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lmao.gif

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
06-17-2012, 10:12 PM #14
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I've heard in some Island Cultures,,,


they use spanking to enlarge body parts,,,,


here in Portland,,,, I imagine,,,,,,,,,



well,,,, somewhere in town,,,



somebody has a full body Waring Blender for spankingchuckle.gif
06-18-2012, 09:14 AM #15
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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İmage

İmage

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