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05-20-2011, 01:45 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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A young guy goes to work at a dildo shop.....
His boss has to leave for the day, so puts the young guy in charge.
After about an hour, a black haired lady comes in and asks,
"How much for your black dildos?"
The young guy says, "30 bucks."
"And how much for your your white dildos?" asks the lady.
Again, the young man says, "30 bucks for the white."
She decides on the black one and leaves.
A while later, a rehead comes into the store, and asks,
"How much for your white dildos?"
"30 bucks" the young guy replies.
"And how much for your black dildos," she asks
"30 bucks for the white and 30 bucks for the black," he replies
So the rehead decides on the white one, and leaves.
About an hour later, a blonde walks through the door, and asks,
"How much are your dildos?"
The guy replies, "All our dildos are 30 bucks."
Then she starts to look up and down among the shelves, and asks,
"How much for that tartan one?"
"Oh, that one is special, it would cost you 250 bucks," he replies.
The blonde agrees to buy it and leaves the store.
Later that day, the boss comes back and asks,
"So what did you sell today."
The young man says,
"I sold a black dildo, a white dildo, and your thermos flask for 250 bucks!"
05-20-2011, 03:05 AM #2
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05-20-2011, 05:01 AM #3
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05-20-2011, 08:45 AM #4
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05-20-2011, 01:46 PM #5
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05-20-2011, 03:21 PM #6
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05-20-2011, 03:42 PM #7
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