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08-19-2012, 08:54 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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A hubbie and the missus are shopping in their local supermarket
The husband picks up a case of Guinness and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $20 for 18 cans he replies.
Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $40 jar of face
cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the hubbie
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the missus
Hubbie retorts: 'So does 18 cans of Guinness and it's half the
08-19-2012, 12:38 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif I'd go with the Guinness lmao.gif

08-19-2012, 01:44 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,709 Threads:1,499 Joined:Feb 2011
scream.gif lmao.gif Yeah I'd say Guinness too.
08-19-2012, 03:47 PM #4
Jed Member
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rofl.gif Good one Ocker
08-19-2012, 05:47 PM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:15,353 Threads:435 Joined:Jun 2012
He he he, yeah, but she didn't say she wanted to look beautiful for him.

damned.gif chuckle.gif
08-19-2012, 07:09 PM #6
smart-ass Member
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Beware of the booger eater he'snot full uhoh.gif



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