The husband picks up a case of Guinness and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $20 for 18 cans he replies.
Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $40 jar of face
cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the hubbie
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the missus
Hubbie retorts: 'So does 18 cans of Guinness and it's half the