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11-03-2012, 06:24 AM #1
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Paddy goes into a Dublin Florist shop and says,
"I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend".

The florist looked at him and said, "Certainly Sir, what is it you're after?"

"A ğck ", Paddy replies.





11-03-2012, 11:02 AM #2
The Survivor Truthtard
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Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


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11-03-2012, 11:37 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif That pretty much cuts through the chase. Good morning Ocker & NODOOM! Happy Saturday! beercheer.gif All saints day here, or Allhelgonadagen. 13.gif Allhellgonnabreakloose. chuckle.gif

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11-03-2012, 12:00 PM #4
The Survivor Truthtard
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Good morning JR and Octo. Hope you have a great weekend. wave.gif

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Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


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11-03-2012, 12:15 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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wave.gif beercheer.gif We'll do our best, we has plenty o' beer and are going to try to get some ghost activity and evp's from the graveyard tonight. If we're sober enough to get on our bikes and go there. chuckle.gif
No guarantee when mass quantities of beer are involved though. moarbeer.gif Is it time to start drinking yet? My Spidey senses tell me YES!

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11-03-2012, 01:29 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif Good morning y'all! beercheer.gif
11-03-2012, 04:28 PM #7
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Good morning everyone. Even if you two go to the graveyard drunk all you have to do is turn the EVP recorder on and the work requiring semi-sobriety? (maybe not - just fall on it) is done. chuckle.gif
11-03-2012, 04:33 PM #8
bohica Member
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How is a 9 volt battery like your lover's butthole?
Sooner or later you're going to put your tounge on it.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
11-03-2012, 04:40 PM #9
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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