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hehehe---- Halloween Joke Of The Year
10-26-2018, 11:18 PM #1
ocker1 Member
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.


'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER !'--- HAVE YOU BEEN SWEEPING AROUND !!
10-27-2018, 12:42 AM #2
Team Uzi ռօ ǟʀȶɨʄɨƈɨǟʟ ֆաɛɛȶɛռɛʀֆ
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Cute.
I'm just gonna brush that one off.
İmage

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
10-27-2018, 05:10 AM #3
ocker1 Member
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(4 hours ago)Team Uzi Wrote:  Cute.
I'm just gonna brush that one off.
İmage

May the Witches have their Way with you
10-27-2018, 10:09 AM #4
T-Town Chancy Member
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(4 hours ago)ocker1 Wrote:  
(9 hours ago)Team Uzi Wrote:  Cute.
I'm just gonna brush that one off.
İmage

May the Witches  have their Way with you

that was funny octo cheers.gif
10-27-2018, 03:25 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Thanks?

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10-27-2018, 05:11 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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10-27-2018, 10:39 PM #7
The Black Friar Member
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Swept her off her feet. 13.gif
10-27-2018, 10:44 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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I hope he's not the violent type or she'll be sweeping with the fishes one night... damned.gif
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10-28-2018, 02:27 PM #9
Shecky Youngman Incognito Anonymous
 
You know why the skeleton couldn't get the witch pregnant?

He had a Halloween-er

İmage
10-28-2018, 02:30 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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10-28-2018, 10:08 PM #11
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