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hehehe "TENJOOBERRYMUDS”
06-04-2011, 02:20 PM #1
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I DID NOT THINK I WOULD GET WHAT “TENJOOBERRYMUDS” MEANT BUT BY THE TIME I READ THIS, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT….BUT NOW I DO UNDER STAND WHAT IT MEANS…..SEE IF YOU CAN TOO….:)!



I was recently in Sydney and decided to learn Vietnamese, so I could understand the check-outs at McDonalds. My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.



Yep, by the time I read this, I was able to understand the 1st line



“TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...



This is a hoot .... Sad, because it is TRUE ..... But a hoot!!!!

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND



In order to continue getting-by in Australia we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".



With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...



The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in Australia.......



Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."



Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."



Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"



Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.."



Room Service: "Ow July den?"



Guest: ".....What??"



Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"



Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please"



Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"



Guest: "Crisp will be fine."



Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"



Guest: "What?"



Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"



Guest: "I... Don't think so."



RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"



Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."



RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"



Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."



RoomService: "We bodder?"



Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."



RoomService: "Wad?!?"



Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."



RoomService: "Copy?"



Guest: "Excuse me?"



RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"



Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."



RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .... Rye ??"



Guest: "Whatever you say.."



RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."



Guest: "You're welcome"



Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".......and you do, don't you?













06-04-2011, 03:48 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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I knew what it meant just by reading the title rofl.gifrofl.gif It helps to be a foreigner 13.gif
06-04-2011, 03:53 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif İmage

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06-05-2011, 12:54 AM #4
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Biere.
06-05-2011, 07:00 AM #5
Ghostie Member
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(06-04-2011, 03:48 PM)Octo Wrote:  I knew what it meant just by reading the title rofl.gifrofl.gif It helps to be a foreigner 13.gif

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read it all the way to the finnish did ya octochuckle.gif

06-06-2011, 02:15 AM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I don't think it is funny. You went wrong when you said it was Vietnamese. That it not Vietnamese. ANYONE who has spent any time at all in Florida would tell you that it is OBVIOUSLY Cuban English.


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06-06-2011, 07:17 AM #7
scrapperscrub Member
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(06-06-2011, 02:15 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  I don't think it is funny. You went wrong when you said it was Vietnamese. That it not Vietnamese. ANYONE who has spent any time at all in Florida would tell you that it is OBVIOUSLY Cuban English.


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yep dat izz berry drue...................ooops sory I meant..

yes that is very true!37.gif



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