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hehehe blonde
10-31-2017, 03:53 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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A blonde who want to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started advertising a rich neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much is your fee?”

The blonde said, “How about 40 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and staircases that she might need were in the garage.

The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the dialogue and said to her husband, “Does she understand that the porch goes all the way around the house?

“The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to take her money. “You finished fast!” he said.

“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
10-31-2017, 10:51 AM #2
Kreeper Griobhtha
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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
10-31-2017, 11:07 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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10-31-2017, 11:22 AM #4
diego Incognito Anonymous
2 blondes went to the city.
It started to rain and they both ran into a building
10-31-2017, 12:42 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Rad story bro
10-31-2017, 03:51 PM #6
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11-01-2017, 01:10 PM #7
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11-02-2017, 12:31 AM #8
ohnobody Incognito Anonymous
I thought she was going to get $40.00
As he reached for the fifty.
11-02-2017, 12:58 AM #9
Ninelives Singing In The Rain
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Look Up
11-02-2017, 05:51 AM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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I am a dirty blonde. Well, that's how they describe my colour. I have strands of gold, brown and red. What the fuck it that?
11-02-2017, 08:52 PM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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It's referred to as : " A Multi Colored Confused Head "

hope that explanation cures your Confusion
11-03-2017, 01:53 AM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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(11-02-2017, 05:51 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I am a dirty blonde. Well, that's how they describe my colour. I have strands of gold, brown and red. What the ƒück it that?

11-03-2017, 03:31 AM #13
Stiggy Member
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(11-02-2017, 05:51 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I am a dirty blonde. Well, that's how they describe my colour. I have strands of gold, brown and red. What the ƒück it that?

11-03-2017, 07:29 PM #14
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