After a few years the couple decide to take a vacation to South America and begin the task of finding someone to look after their pet Skunk which proves decidedly difficult. Try as they might it seemed impossible to find anyone who was willing to look after their pet and it was fast getting to the point were they started considering the possibility they might have to abandon their planned trip abroad.
Then, after a lot of thinking the wife came up with a proposition she thought would answer their prayers. After further consideration she decided to tell her husband of her ingenious plan. "As there are no metal bits on the Skunk, why don't I just carry him under my clothing on our way through customs as nothing will show up and we can take skunky with us"
The husband thought this was a great idea and asked "Where will you put him?"
The wife replied "I thought I would just push him down inside my panties" to which the husband replied "What about the smell?"
The wife retorted "Well, I thought I would just put a bit of cloth over its nose!"