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03-22-2017, 01:19 AM #1
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A Husband and wife living in Wisconsin US are out hiking and discover a baby Skunk who has been abandoned by its mother and decide to take it in instead of leaving it to die in the wilderness. The young skunk thrives and before long becomes part of the family and is much loved by the childless couple who adopted it.

After a few years the couple decide to take a vacation to South America and begin the task of finding someone to look after their pet Skunk which proves decidedly difficult. Try as they might it seemed impossible to find anyone who was willing to look after their pet and it was fast getting to the point were they started considering the possibility they might have to abandon their planned trip abroad.

Then, after a lot of thinking the wife came up with a proposition she thought would answer their prayers. After further consideration she decided to tell her husband of her ingenious plan. "As there are no metal bits on the Skunk, why don't I just carry him under my clothing on our way through customs as nothing will show up and we can take skunky with us"

The husband thought this was a great idea and asked "Where will you put him?"

The wife replied "I thought I would just push him down inside my panties" to which the husband replied "What about the smell?"

The wife retorted "Well, I thought I would just put a bit of cloth over its nose!"
03-22-2017, 07:25 AM #2
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chuckle.gif A little personal hygiene goes a long way.

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03-22-2017, 11:25 AM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Skunks are supposed to make awesome pets as long as you have the marijuana glands removed.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
03-22-2017, 01:59 PM #4
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(03-22-2017, 11:25 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  chuckle.gif

Skunks are supposed to make awesome pets as long as you have the marijuana glands removed.

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03-22-2017, 06:00 PM #5
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