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hehehe this one's fer the White Rabbit
02-01-2016, 12:52 PM #1
ocker1 Member
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THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?" says the hippie.

"Yeah!" says the bus driver.

"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood,
put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
"Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to awful sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!
02-01-2016, 12:59 PM #2
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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They both need to go to church. damned.gif
02-01-2016, 02:10 PM #3
White Ribbon call me
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Ffs..

That would make a good porno, eh?

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02-01-2016, 02:21 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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damned.gif Was that true?

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02-01-2016, 03:44 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,733 Threads:641 Joined:Feb 2011
lmao.gif

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
02-01-2016, 05:32 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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02-01-2016, 11:49 PM #7
White Ribbon call me
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(02-01-2016, 02:21 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  damned.gif Was that true?

blonde.gif

Yeah, ocker was the bus driver..

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02-01-2016, 11:52 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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02-01-2016, 11:52 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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İmage

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02-02-2016, 04:51 AM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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didn't happen

this hippie right here would NEVER do it on Grave
02-02-2016, 04:58 AM #11
ocker1 Member
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(02-02-2016, 04:51 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  didn't happen

this hippie right here would NEVER do it on Grave

yeah that would be an Epi Gaffe



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