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hehehe this one's fer the White Rabbit
02-05-2016, 12:18 AM #1
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A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erectïon.
The woman notices his erectïon, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'
The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'
She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erectïon, it means that you called for me.' Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him. ' Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.
'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.
'You must be new, 'says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it means that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.
The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $250 membership fee.'
'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.'
The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erectïon once a month but I fart 15 times a day.
02-05-2016, 12:43 AM #2
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02-05-2016, 12:44 AM #3
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i'm 36 and that describes me. :(
02-05-2016, 12:44 AM #4
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02-05-2016, 12:58 AM #5
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(02-05-2016, 12:44 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  i'm 36 and that describes me. :(

oh look a married guy
02-05-2016, 01:01 AM #6
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02-05-2016, 01:20 AM #7
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(02-05-2016, 12:58 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(02-05-2016, 12:44 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  i'm 36 and that describes me. :(

oh look a married guy

Married the wrong person.

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
02-05-2016, 01:32 AM #8
White Ribbon call me
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So the 68 yearold was ocker?

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02-05-2016, 05:07 AM #9
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(02-05-2016, 01:32 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  So the 68 yearold was ocker?

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Nah I hardly ever Fart , and can still "CRACK a FAT" at the slightest hint of soft velvety thighs
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02-05-2016, 05:33 AM #10
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02-05-2016, 02:33 PM #11
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(02-05-2016, 05:07 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  
(02-05-2016, 01:32 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  So the 68 yearold was ocker?

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Nah I hardly ever Fart , and can still "CRACK a FAT" at the slightest hint of soft velvety thighs

You can get a hard on from curtains?

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02-05-2016, 03:55 PM #12
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