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06-10-2015, 04:46 AM #1
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Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and
asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?

She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of
the property with a stream running by.”

“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”

“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.

“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”

“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s
parents.”

He said, “Do you have a real grudge?”

“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really
needed one.”
“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarilylike the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.”

“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”
“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?”

“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce.
My husband does.

He said he just can’t communicate with me!
06-10-2015, 07:31 AM #2
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06-10-2015, 02:37 PM #3
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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06-10-2015, 04:04 PM #4
Cloud Atlas Member
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very funny,

but in reality, it's women who argue about not able to communicate with men.

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“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
06-10-2015, 05:48 PM #5
bohica Member
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A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, just don't start anything".

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.



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