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here's a little something for you asteroid impact fans
JoeTheMechanic Show this Post
01-17-2014, 11:02 PM #16
JoeTheMechanic Anonymous Kritter
 
They Forgot to tell us about the SHOCK WAVE!
You Know the One that will Jam Your legs up past your rib cage if your standing up!

New FEMA instructions if you see a bright flash of light and hear a loud noise!
Duck and Cover says Bert the Turtle! Drop to the ground as quickly as possible.

Curl up in the fetal position boyz and girlz and count slowly to yourselves, until you hear ur room # called. Then line up holding hands tightly! Girlz at the front of the line!
Proceed down the hallway to the fallout shelter avoiding windows and door glass along the way.

This Has Been a CIVIL Defense Alert.
van down by the river Show this Post
01-17-2014, 11:12 PM #17
van down by the river Anonymous Kritter
 
(01-17-2014, 11:02 PM)JoeTheMechanic Wrote:  They Forgot to tell us about the SHOCK WAVE!
You Know the One that will Jam Your legs up past your rib cage if your standing up!

New FEMA instructions if you see a bright flash of light and hear a loud noise!
Duck and Cover says Bert the Turtle! Drop to the ground as quickly as possible.

Curl up in the fetal position boyz and girlz and count slowly to yourselves, until you hear ur room # called. Then line up holding hands tightly! Girlz at the front of the line!
Proceed down the hallway to the fallout shelter avoiding windows and door glass along the way.

This Has Been a CIVIL Defense Alert.


It's okay...short girls are fun too.:beertroll:
01-17-2014, 11:21 PM #18
Octo Mother Superior
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JoeTheMechanic Show this Post
01-17-2014, 11:32 PM #19
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Impact you say!
I have not even seen any little shooting starz much less ISON Debris DOOM!

I would build a bunker or an ark but I just don't think I could use those things for anything other than Play Scapes for the Kids to Play on!.
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01-18-2014, 12:02 AM #20
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,454 Threads:1,585 Joined:Feb 2011
Nothing happens I assure you. The sky is perfectly clear so it will be an uneventful week. Sky doom only happens on cloudy days. 13.gif



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