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horse meat anyone ?
02-13-2013, 03:22 AM #1
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It doesn't take long for the horsemeat scandal to turn into jokes......

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers
from Tesco
Her condition is said to be stable

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had a £5 each way !

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the
pony that she's always wanted!

had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night....
I still have a bit between my teeth

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of
unicorn

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....."

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers
confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?'
Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse
d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a
dead.. NO! NO NO NO!

Said to the Mrs these Tesco burgers given me terrible trots

To beef or not to beef.
That is equestrian

Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of ....SHERGARS BUM
02-13-2013, 03:32 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,616 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Was just equestrian of time chuckle.gif
02-13-2013, 03:57 AM #3
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
terrible trots lmao.gif

I'll have a quarter horse with cheese chuckle.gif

It's sad, but really it's only human emotion that makes one species more valued and treasured than another. Okay to butcher cattle but not horses? Reminds me of my old quote I did an article on: If baby seals looked like spiders, nobody would care.
02-13-2013, 04:32 AM #4
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
Mustang Meatloaf. coffeetime.gif

Biere.



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