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if you were God on this planet, what would you do to hide your identity so no one would know or believe who you are?
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09-24-2013, 08:44 AM #1
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
This has been on my mind for a few days to prove a point to some! So how would you hide your identity to keep people from finding out until you feel it is time? What could you do to keep people from ever believing you? How well could you keep quiet while changing the world? Would you want some to know you sooner or later or would you stay hidden? Would you hang with junkies to blend and try to help them and their life out, or would you go to the rich and try to sway their rudimentary views on religion? Curious, let me know, inquiring minds want to know...?
09-24-2013, 08:55 AM #2
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I dunno but this song came to mind

09-24-2013, 10:08 PM #3
Hyperthermal Member
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Wait. By most definitions, OP is talking about an entity that is all powerful (omnipotent), all knowing (omniscient), and in all places at all times (omnipresent). Why would a being, with that kind of mojo, need or even WANT to "hide" from anyone? A true God wouldn't need to "blend" with anyone. A true God IS everyone and everything. A true God encompasses the very fabric of all existance. Thinking in those terms makes the idea of God "trying to sway" someones opinion completely absurd. Besides, what makes you think such a creature would even give a flying fuck what your opinion is?

I love that vid! Great tune!
09-24-2013, 10:52 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Have my records and birth certificate sealed up. coffeetime.gif


09-25-2013, 01:42 AM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
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If i was satan i would disguise myself as a kind and loving god...

Brainwashing and misleading as many blind faith sheeple as i could...

Capturing as many of their billions of souls as possible...

Dragging them down into the bottomless abyss of hell forever...
09-25-2013, 02:06 AM #6
Softy Incognito Anonymous
Paul Harvey said it best,,,in 1964,,,

If I were the Prince of Darkness,

I would want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And I would have one-third of the real estate and four-fifths of the population , but I wouldn't be happy until I had the ripest apple on the tree. So I'd set about, however necessary, to take over the United States.

I'd subvert the churches first; I'd begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: "Do as you please."

To the youth I would whisper, "The Bible is a myth."

I would convince them that man made God instead of the other way around.

I would confide that what's bad is good and what's good is "square."

In the ears of the young married I would whisper that work is debasing, that cocktail parties are good for you.

And to the old I would teach to pray after me: "Our Father, who art in Washington..."

And then I'd get organized; I'd educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting, so that everything else would appear dull and uninteresting.

I'd threaten television with dirtier movies and vice versa.

I'd peddle narcotics to whom I could; I'd sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction; I'd tranquilize the rest with pills.

If I were the Devil I'd soon have families at war with themselves, churches at war with themselves, and nations at war with themselves; until each in its turn was consumed. And with promises of higher ratings I'd have mesmerizing media fanning the flames.

If I were the Devil I'd encourage schools to refine young intellects but neglect to discipline emotions: let those run wild. Before you know it, you'd have to have drug-sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every school house door. Within a decade I'd have prisons overflowing.

With flattery and promises of power I would get the courts to do what I construe as against God and in favor of pornography.

I'd designate an atheist to front for me before the highest courts and I'd get the preachers to say, "She's right." Thus, I could evict God from the courthouse, then from the schoolhouse, and then from the Houses of Congress.

And in His own churches I would substitute psychology for religion and deify science. I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys, girls, and church money.

If I were the Devil I would make the symbol of Easter an egg and the symbol of Christmas a bottle.

If I were the Devil I'd take from those who have and give it to those who want it, until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious.

What'll you bet that I couldn't get whole States to promote gambling as the way to get rich?

I would caution against extremes: in hard work, in patriotism, and in moral conduct.

I would convince the youth that marriage is old-fashioned, but swinging is more fun; that what you see on television is the way to be; and thus I could undress you in public and I could lure you into bed where there are diseases for which there is no cure.

Then I would separate families, putting children in uniform, women in coal mines and objectors in slave-labor camps.

In other words, if I were the Devil, I'd just keep doing what he's doing.

09-25-2013, 02:14 AM #7
Softy Incognito Anonymous
Not bad for 50 years ago,,,

and a much more innocent time,,,

Paul Harvey was great...

09-25-2013, 03:27 AM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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if i was God

I would unplug this shitty mess called the world

and then slash my wrist for f_cking up when I made it .

and Satan can take over the payments on it with no money down

F_ck 'em,,, he deserves this world
09-25-2013, 03:34 AM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,036 Threads:765 Joined:Feb 2011

If I were God I could answer this question correctly.


What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
09-25-2013, 04:39 AM #10
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
lol.gif Kreeper awesome reply.

But if you don't want anyone to know you're God, not announcing it is a good place to start.
09-25-2013, 07:10 AM #11
Softy Incognito Anonymous
If you were God on this planet,,,

you wouldn't have to hide your identity,,,

no one would believe who you are...

09-25-2013, 07:14 AM #12
Hyperthermal Member
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09-25-2013, 07:17 AM #13
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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I consider myself my God on this planet from learning from the errors of those that came before. It's really very simple.

However, in answering your question I would appear to you as either an artist being consumed by one vision or a woman that is inconspicuous., yet not.
09-25-2013, 07:52 PM #14
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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and ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

There would be a reset button stuck to my A$$ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

so that everytime i sat down to sh_t

the world would start over again .

then when I flushed

it would end again

creation and doom both ,,,,, all in one sh_t

beat that one folks lmao.gif
09-25-2013, 08:10 PM #15
Accidental Stoner Member
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Rothschild came pretty close, I guess.




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