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05-01-2017, 06:55 PM #1
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Jack and Jill
went up the Hill ,,,
Just to shit and Holler,,

Jack had 50 cents ,,,

but ,,, inflation ,
and now,,,
Jack found ,,,
that Jill charged a Dollar .

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05-01-2017, 07:24 PM #2
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So ,,,

Jack and Jill ,,, went up the Hill ,,,

to fetch a Pail of Water
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Jack , fell down ,,,,,,,,, atop of Jill ,,,

and now ?

and Now they have a Daughter .
05-01-2017, 07:25 PM #3
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Ok
One more , than you folks are on your own .

Jack and Jill went up the Hill ,,,

to poke a little fun ,,,

Jill forgot to take her Pill ,,,
and now they have a Son .
05-01-2017, 07:44 PM #4
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second thought , before I go offline ,,, ONE more <<<<<<<<<

Humpty Dumpty set on a Wall


big and Fat , and not too Tall
His ass so wide , he tumbled and fell ,,,

Broke his BIG Fat Neck ,,,

and now ,,,,

resides in Hell .
05-01-2017, 08:00 PM #5
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05-01-2017, 08:17 PM #6
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Thank you
now ,,, add one please
05-02-2017, 05:25 AM #7
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Ready for another ?


Tuff shit .
05-02-2017, 06:18 AM #8
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Tuff shit ?
why ?
because I'm MAD ,,,,

tee hee
05-02-2017, 07:39 PM #9
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Sometimes ,, somethings , for some reason , just have to be said ,
so some people , may have a chance to experience some smiles .

" Little Miss Muffet , sat on her Tuffet ,,
Eating Beans and Rice ,,,

along came ,,,

?????????????? anybody ?
05-02-2017, 08:41 PM #10
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05-02-2017, 09:50 PM #11
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(05-02-2017, 08:41 PM)Octo Wrote:  I don't know miss Muffet 13.gif

Oh that's very good news ,, for if ,,, she might spill the Beans about me .
05-02-2017, 10:32 PM #12
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Does she have a lot of beans to spill?


I had refried beans tonight, the synchronicity is overwhelming!

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05-02-2017, 10:44 PM #13
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05-03-2017, 01:45 AM #14
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(05-02-2017, 07:39 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Sometimes ,, somethings , for some reason , just have to be said ,
so some people , may have a chance to experience some smiles .

" Little Miss Muffet , sat on her Tuffet ,,
Eating Beans and Rice ,,,

along came ,,,

?????????????? anybody ?

Crap
you guys are over working my Fingers here .

again

Little Miss ,,, ( what's the Bitches Name ? )

oh ,, yeah

Little Miss Muffet sat on her ,, um ,, Tuffet ?

ok ok ,,,

start over
Little Miss Muffet sat on her Tuffet
eating Beans an Rice ,,,
along came a Storm , covered her in Ice ,,

Came the Spring
and the Thaw ,,,
and found that Miss Tuffet
had turned to straw ,,

All the kings Horses and all the Kings Men
ate her up in seconds
it must be some kind of Trend .

ah shit
that was lousy as hell

forget it .
05-03-2017, 02:06 AM #15
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